romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Beau is a sex monkey.
Fan: Are you a virgin?
Beau: I'm not going to answer that.
*Previously on the twitcam*
Fan: Have you ever had sex with a fan?
Beau: ...No. Sorry, I had to think about that for a second.
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes